Dressing up for the TUV

from Ulster Is Dance Master by Strength NIA

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lyrics

My name is Jack McKee
I was in the TUV and the Orange Order
The sacred order of orange yeah!
A tale I must now tell from long ago
Eight women from lslandmagee
They made a pact with the demon you see
So they were put in stocks, and then they got twelve months
The spectral evidence was evidence enough
And they were wild and poor and rough
My name is Jack McKee
And something tells me that they were guilty
Even though it was three hundred years ago
My name is Jack McKee
And I like cake and candy and once upon a time
When I was out walking in the woods at night
I got picked up by a cannibalistic witch
Who took me to her cannibalistic house
It was evil, evil, evil and I was feeling weak with desire
I began to dance and then she put me in a trance with her fertiliser
So you see, I never can dance with necromancy
It's evil, evil, evil, evil
The fertiliser of necromancy has left me fancy
Fancy that
Now I fancy a ride
On your witch broom tonight, alright

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from Ulster Is Dance Master, released May 14, 2021

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