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Ulster Is Dance Master

by Strength NIA

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1.
The war god of Lifford's infantry march to Glack Glack has a dog track Can you see the faerie in the hawthorn? That grow on the road down in Blanket Nook Take a look They have a dog that the faerie folk want to race Irish rocks are falling from deep outer space Irish rocks in Glack sleep, sleep beneath the lake Omagh man, stay in your caravan The faerie folk have a dog they want to race Down on the track in Glack The war god reveals his hound His royal guard they lead the dog into the racing cage Thousands they wait for a single shot to ring out from the track And the dogs are out And the race is close But first over the line, by a country mile is the faerie ghost dog from the bog The war god of Lifford's infantry march from Glack To chop down a hawthorn tree and burn it black His infantry turn to brambles and fall around his feet And the war god of Lifford turned into an MP3 That the faerie folk keep on a hard drive buried under a hawthorn tree Omagh man, stay in your caravan
2.
In the mountains of Couso In the North-west of Spain I met two wolves, on the mountain pass They were larger than myth, they scared me stiff I rolled over three times and then I did find That I was a werewolf not a traveling salesman no more In the courtrooms of Allariz The Spanish werewolf was tried His identify crisis started when he was five It's Galician tradition to burn all his clothes If no wheel of St. Catherine is found in his mouth Manuel Romasanta admitted thirteen crimes But Manuel or Manuela was convicted of nine The forensic evidence did show that the other four victims were killed by wolves!
3.
My name is Jack McKee I was in the TUV and the Orange Order The sacred order of orange yeah! A tale I must now tell from long ago Eight women from lslandmagee They made a pact with the demon you see So they were put in stocks, and then they got twelve months The spectral evidence was evidence enough And they were wild and poor and rough My name is Jack McKee And something tells me that they were guilty Even though it was three hundred years ago My name is Jack McKee And I like cake and candy and once upon a time When I was out walking in the woods at night I got picked up by a cannibalistic witch Who took me to her cannibalistic house It was evil, evil, evil and I was feeling weak with desire I began to dance and then she put me in a trance with her fertiliser So you see, I never can dance with necromancy It's evil, evil, evil, evil The fertiliser of necromancy has left me fancy Fancy that Now I fancy a ride On your witch broom tonight, alright
4.
I want a Derry gravy ring I never heard of gravy rolls Have you even got a soul? Never speak of gravy rolls I want a ring that's soft and brown And covered with a chocolate crown I never heard of gravy buns Wind your bloody neck in son Wind your bloody neck in There's bother on the bridge again The weather's cold, damp and grey But have no fear your love is near Hold her like a gravy ring The people of the Iron Age knew They couldn't really worship stones All the stone forts around here Blood and sweat and gravy tears For worshiping the gravy bun Wind your bloody neck in son Wind your bloody neck in There's bother on the bridge again The weather's cold, damp and grey But have no fear your love is near Hold her like a gravy ring Hold her like a gravy ring The bakers up in Bonds Hill light The baker's oven up at five The vapours waft up through the lanes Tickling your nostril brains And everyone in Derry knows A gravy ring smells like a rose But if someday your nostril hairs Lose the plot and leave you forever Then you're going to know what hurts Cause nothing is going to please your brain Nothing like a gravy ring There's bother on the bridge again The weather's cold, damp and grey But have no fear your love is near Hold her like a gravy ring Hold her like a gravy ring And if someday it does me in And you find me eating dust on the road Give me a lick of your spoon Give me a go on your ma's recliner And we'll go astral traveling down through the gravy hole You're never going to make your meeting down at the dole They're soft and brown with a chocolate crown You have no plans cause you're mashed on gravy buns Wind your bloody neck in son
5.
I never wrote a love song in me life But I have never had a life without love No, no, no way When I was wee, me ma would run a bath for me She made the water warm with her hands Cause she was all-powerful My ma Marie, she was magical to me Cause she could make the water warm with her hands Class .. And right before the '94 world cup, she went out and bought ABBA's greatest hits And she would play it out the kitchen window And we would score goals in the backyard Like we were playing at the San Siro Slow motion celebration, like a montage on TV My ma Marie My ma was class Adrianne, here's who I am Adrianne Hi, one time I watched her go out the front door of our house in Westway in Creggan and stop two fellas from burning a bus I thought Me ma's more powerful than the police She's more powerful than the army She's more powerful than the 'ra She's more powerful than Margaret Thatcher My ma Marie, she was magical to me Cause she could make the water warm with her hands Adrianne Here's who I am Adrianne
6.
Wooly, he was a robber who worked in my father's mobile shop Wooly, he light the fags, Wooly was grey like the grey sky above the housing estates And he liked to smoke all day, he puffed the profits away Manus used to work in my father's mobile shop Always dressed in red in my father's mobile shop Jim Barr brought the sweets to my father's mobile shop But only my father knows who robbed my father's shop Sometimes it was me, and my siblings at midnight On the driveway it was parked, till morning it would stay And then my father would drive his mobile shop away Goodbye father, have a great day The first rule of gold I learned in my father's mobile shop The second law of gold I learned in my father's mobile shop Swat the robber, swat the robber, mobile shop is going under If you want to keep your treasure then you better catch the robber Sometimes it was me Sorry, I stole the key I was a teenage priest, goes where we goes In the mobile shop, in the mobile shop Catch the robber, catch the robber the mobile shop is going under
7.
Donegal, Donegal All my dreams are full of you and they're full of the banshee too I got a job, working at the St. Paddy's day parade I got a job, in Strabane working as Cuchulainn up on wooden pegs Brandishing my oversized plastic sword All the people were waving, it was a powerful sight to see Look at me, look at me Donegal, Donegal I can see your hills behind the housing estates in Strabane I'm taller than any man, I'm taller than Strabane Population forty thousand three hundred and something In the year two thousand and nineteen When all the people were wearing the green Donegal, Donegal All my dreams are full of you and they're full of the werewolf too Now the parade is over all the people are heading to the market square So I'm heading to the market square and I'll see you there soon But up on these high pegs my legs are weary from walking Though I can see the horizon, I'll get there soon as I can But when I got to the corner of Castle street I fell Off the wooden pegs I fell, through a telephone box I fell Death in Strabane Death of the Hound of Ulster Death in Strabane Death in Strabane
8.
Margaret 03:35
The Lovely Lily was a horrible boat The Lovely Lily was oh so frilly but it should have been sunk Captain Hay was a prisoner inside He was paying the price for being a nice and decent man My great great great great great great great great grandfather Was a great great great great great great great great man I'm never gonna be what my great great great great grandfather Will be to Ireland, will be to Ireland Paddy Mccourt enjoyed the ball And you could watch him all day on the left wing play Give Paddy the ball My great great great great great great great great grandfather Was a great great great great great great great great man And you could watch him all day on the left side play There was no better man in all of Ireland But what about all the underestimated Irish women that never get a mention? That's true, that's true we gotta sort that one out too What about all the great under estimated Irish women that never get a mention down through all the Irish history books? That's true, that's true we gotta sort that one out too My great great great great great great great great grandmother Was a great great great great great great woman I'm never gonna be what my great great great great grandmother Will be to women kind but when I get the time I will write a song about her Get down
9.
You are my girl And all the world knows it We walk these streets Like kings and queens And the world smiles with us when we smile with the world Oh, oh You're my sweet sweet baby, you're my baby, my sweet sweet baby And Ballykelly forest is a fifteen minute drive away From where we live in Derry city, Northern Ireland is very pretty My sweet sweet baby, my sweet sweet baby, you're my baby girl You are my girl And all the world knows it, it knows it now You're my sweet sweet baby, you're my baby, my sweet sweet baby And Ballykelly forest is a fifteen minute drive away From where we live in Derry city, Northern Ireland is very pretty But it's not as pretty as my Donegal girl
10.
Hospital beds and drugs will take your pain not far away Into the night we won't survive Our heads are hurt our hearts are cursed On a wheelchair of stars as dark as you are As black as your ink, as black as a nun, everyone's numb Everyone's a cripple, John Intravenous Nous ve tra in light In your wheelchair In your wheelchair tonight Hospital beds and hospital drugs Hospital beds and universal nuns Will take your heart out of the cave Your leprosy is not what it seems It seems to be black, black as a nun On a wheelchair of think, as black as your ink You're white as a swan Feathers and arms Intravenous Intravenous with light When all the world is a werewolf Take me to the hospital I can see legions of archangels they are drinking from a swimming pool I can see the workhouse arms they are drinking in their night Fluttering their arms they are swimming out beyond their depth somehow Where the suffering and pain collide Hospital beds and swan Sterilized wings all perfect and white You're fixed to the bed by strange candle light You're tied to your head, you're tied to the bed On a wheelchair of stars as dark as you think As black as your ink, as black as a nun You're white as a swan Everyone's a cripple, John Intravenous Nous ve Ira in light In your wheelchair In your wheelchair tonight Hospital beds and hospital drugs Hospital beds and hospital drugs Hospital beds and hospital drugs Hospital beds and hospital drugs
11.
Remember Sheila and Sammy They were always standing at the corner of Littlewoods They were so smashed all the time Napoleon Bonaparte He was a well dressed fella Banished to the Isle of Saint Helena He'd seen a lot of places in his time But he'd never been to Belfast Qu'est-ce que tu sais? Merci beaucoup bebe He'd never been to Belfast So let me tell you a story about Sheila and Sammy One day they stole a French bayonet From an antique shop up the town They stayed drunk all day Giving out about the UK Just like Napoleon Bonaparte Who was banished for all time But they'd never been to Blackpool Qu'est-ce que tu sais? Merci beaucoup bebe They'd never been to Belfast

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released May 14, 2021

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Strength NIA Londonderry, UK

"Werewolf pop"

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Drums,Voices

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